Well, for a while the greatest unsolved mystery I had was: “Why did Marissa stop posting on her blog?” But I think I’ve cracked the case: She was stressed, depressed, and trying to be well-dressed for job interviews and work.

Yes, my friends, while I had envisioned a fabulous life of sitting in cafes blazing through cover letters and murder research in tandem until someone, anyone, called me back and I would finally be able to afford my apartment independently, life was a little more… lackluster than that.